Markets exhale as Powell plays it safeâagain. Digital gold holds firm while smart contracts flex. Hereâs why traders arenât sweating⌠yet.
Fedâs Groundhog Day: No rate surprises means cryptoâs liquidity party rolls on. Bitcoinâs $118K floor proves institutional FOMO is aliveâWall Streetâs âhedgeâ against their own incompetence.
Ethereumâs Silent Rally: ETHâs $3.8K stealth mode ignores maximalist screeching. DeFi TVL creeping back toward ATHs? *Checks notes* Yep, yield farmers still outearn your savings account.
Bonus Cynicism: Meanwhile, traditional finance âexpertsâ still canât tell a blockchain from a Excel spreadsheet. Your move, Jamie Dimon.